Linux Ubuntu Question:

Tell as much as you’re willing about your “real life” like name, age, gender, location, family, religion, profession, education, hobbies, etc.
When and how did you become interested in computers? in Linux? in Ubuntu?
When did you become involved in the forums (or the Ubuntu community)? What’s your role there?
Are you an Ubuntu member? If so, how do you contribute? If not, do you plan on becoming one?
What distros do you regularly use? What software? What’s your favorite application? Your least favorite?
What’s your fondest memory from the forums, or from Ubuntu overall? What’s your worst?
What luck have you had introducing new computer users to Ubuntu?
Are there any Linux events you would recommend to people and why? Do you speak at any of those events? If so what are the topics do you usually get asked to speak about?
What would you like to see happen with Linux in the future? with Ubuntu?
If there was one thing you could tell all new Ubuntu users, what would it be?